Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Oh Jesus.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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