I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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