Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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