im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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