Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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