I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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