haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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