Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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