Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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