Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Randomize
