oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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