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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.

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(949): View more from California

Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(618): View more from Illinois

thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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(865): View more from Tennessee

oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves

(1-865): View more from Tennessee

GET OFF YOUR PHONE

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