Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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