Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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