Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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