Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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