if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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