Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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