I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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