You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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