Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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