Me too!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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