We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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