Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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