I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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