I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Jerry, you need to find god
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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