what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
