john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's just like the Real World with babies
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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