would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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