a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
that may or may not have been my penis.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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