If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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