I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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