Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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