is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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