This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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