Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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