I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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