i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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