Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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