we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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