If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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