check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Let's get the cat blown out
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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