Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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