i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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