oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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