Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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