yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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