Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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