Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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