i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The power of my boobs compel you
I would ride that face into the sunset
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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