I hate all girls vehemently.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize