Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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