She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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