I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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