Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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