Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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